After spending T H R E E L O N G miserable weeks in my tomb, after my horrible death, I have been Ressurected!!!!!! Here is my story..................
Notice that a great ruler never survives to die of old age, but I mean a great ruler, and we all know that cyberspace the fastest growing empire is the biggest thing to rule! Well as king of cyberspace, I jake the Great was killed for three weeks then ressurected. There was a wise and ancient (mom just go with the story, we all know your only ~> years old) lady, she was sometimes called the Moummy. She knew all threw her expierence and knowledge, this lady had special contact with the cyberspace gods, Interneto, Wirelessina, and the great and powerful Imail. She was in contact with Televisionet, and X-cube the wise and wonderful. She even knw soccaroma.2Well one day, I, king of cyberspace, had a hard decision to make. It was called Amendment 2,(the actual amendment and decision has nothing to do with the story) and all the world was talking about it. Men and Women were debating and all houses had signs that said... VOTE NO ON AMENDMENT TO VISIT NOCLONING.ORG... Well through all the chaos I disobeyed the wonderful Moummy. Instantly the wonderful and holy Televisionet was out of my reach. As Moummy still began to talk I did not listen, that cost me much, and when she found out bam, I was shunned from X-cube the wise and wonderful. I refused to follow her advise and found Imail and Interneto leaving me. Yet I continued, the pressure of a new age, the information age, was paining me, but I continued to refuse. Sadly with this Soccaramo left my sight. I made the wrong decision, twice. I voted for Side of Hashbrowns not Relish, then second of I did not listen to the wise Moummy. The gods shunned me so much it was like they tied me to a wall and asked the entire empire to come to a contest, who could get closest to my heart with a poisen dart from 4 feet away, within 8 minutes of disobeying Moummy, I died. But know I have been ressurected.
I hope you liked my story, there are several things I need to point out to make a few things more clear, I'd also like to add a special thanks to Grandma, who was the best doctor in heaven, she healed my wounds and dilluted the poisen, THANK YOU Grandma.
Next thing, Amendment 2 is the big thing in Missouri right now. Stem cell research is the thing, and there are half a million big red signs in Lamar (home of th 2-4 middle school team) that said vote no on amendment 2 and tell you to go to www.nocloning.com
Second thing, we have this thing at school called channel 1. At the beggining of everyday (in homeroom) we get to watch this tv channeld for about 10 minutes. It talks about national things and a lot about the war in Iraq. There are these commercial that have a random item, side of hashbrowns, relish, pile of leaves, other random stuff, running for congress. The commericial have quotes why you should vote for them and other stuff, at the end of the commerical the screen turns black and says Pay attention .org (or com can't remember)
Jake the Great King of Cyberspace (I still have to murder the current king thought)
Thursday, November 02, 2006
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This is particularly funny if you have been reading about ancient Greek mystery religions, as I have, with their pagan gods and savior figures who die and are resurrected.
Now, a mother might tell this story more like this . . . During the past month, Jacob's father and I have had some, er, disagreements with Jacob about certain aspects of his conduct. He did indeed begin to progressively lose time on the computer, tv, xbox, soccer, etc. It was rather a miserable downward spiral that was horrible for all of us. At the very bottom of that spiral, after Jacob at his father's hands had had an, um, encounter with a bar of soap, the young man placed a desperate call to his Grandma Susie. In her loving way, Grandma Susie problem solved with Jacob about how he could reverse the death spiral. And reverse it he did!
So we are so very happy that he is on his way to earning back all the goodies that are dear to his heart, and we ALL thank Grandma Susie for her good work.
And we are all so glad that he is back to creating blog entries!
Jake, you spelled poison wrong.I should know because I am the district spelling champion.
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