After spending T H R E E
L O N G miserable weeks in my tomb, after my horrible death, I have been
Ressurected!!!!!! Here is my story..................
Notice that a great ruler never survives to die of old age, but I mean a great ruler, and we all know that cyberspace the fastest growing empire is the biggest thing to rule! Well as king of cyberspace, I jake the Great was killed for three weeks then ressurected. There was a wise and ancient (mom just go with the story, we all know your only ~> years old) lady, she was sometimes called the Moummy. She knew all threw her expierence and knowledge, this lady had special contact with the cyberspace gods, Interneto, Wirelessina, and the great and powerful Imail. She was in contact with Televisionet, and X-cube the wise and wonderful. She even knw soccaroma.2Well one day, I, king of cyberspace, had a hard decision to make. It was called Amendment 2,(the actual amendment and decision has nothing to do with the story) and all the world was talking about it. Men and Women were debating and all houses had signs that said... VOTE NO ON AMENDMENT TO VISIT NOCLONING.ORG... Well through all the chaos I disobeyed the wonderful Moummy. Instantly the wonderful and holy Televisionet was out of my reach. As Moummy still began to talk I did not listen, that cost me much, and when she found out bam, I was shunned from X-cube the wise and wonderful. I refused to follow her advise and found Imail and Interneto leaving me. Yet I continued, the pressure of a new age, the information age, was paining me, but I continued to refuse. Sadly with this Soccaramo left my sight. I made the wrong decision, twice. I voted for Side of Hashbrowns not Relish, then second of I did not listen to the wise Moummy. The gods shunned me so much it was like they tied me to a wall and asked the entire empire to come to a contest, who could get closest to my heart with a poisen dart from 4 feet away, within 8 minutes of disobeying Moummy, I died. But know I have been ressurected.
I hope you liked my story, there are several things I need to point out to make a few things more clear, I'd also like to add a special thanks to Grandma, who was the best doctor in heaven, she healed my wounds and dilluted the poisen, THANK YOU Grandma.
Next thing, Amendment 2 is the big thing in Missouri right now. Stem cell research is the thing, and there are half a million big red signs in Lamar (home of th 2-4 middle school team) that said vote no on amendment 2 and tell you to go to www.nocloning.com
Second thing, we have this thing at school called channel 1. At the beggining of everyday (in homeroom) we get to watch this tv channeld for about 10 minutes. It talks about national things and a lot about the war in Iraq. There are these commercial that have a random item, side of hashbrowns, relish, pile of leaves, other random stuff, running for congress. The commericial have quotes why you should vote for them and other stuff, at the end of the commerical the screen turns black and says Pay attention .org (or com can't remember)
Jake the Great King of Cyberspace (I still have to murder the current king thought)