Thursday, November 02, 2006

Butt Chamber

Tonight me and my sisters were... hyperactive..... running around, hitting, screaming, chasing, tickling, scaring and while we were doing this we were laughing. I came up with a new tickling move, a good move, gets everyone (Meredith laughed, seconds before she was hissing, kicking, gnarling, biting, screamin, wiggling, and so forth) Heres how you do the move...
  1. Corner somebody (prefferely somebody less aggressive and smaller than you) in a open area.
  2. Grab there arms and force them to cross them on their stomach
  3. Shove them onto the floor, they now can not use their arms to wiggle away
  4. Lie on one side of them, perferrely on the arm
  5. Pull down their pants, not underwear just pants (this move can be done with all clothes on, just alot less effective)
  6. Very lightly rub your fingers across their rear.
  7. In about 10 seconds to 1 minute the person will break down laughing, at about 45 seconds turn your finger so the fingernails are rubbing. Wallah!



Don't ask how I came up with, yes its rude and disturbing, but hey I'm 12 its my job.

7 comments:

Lori said...

I'm curious what your "Moummy" thinks of this post. ?? ;)

Jake said...
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Anonymous said...

Definitely rude and disturbing, as Jacob said.

Kristy said...

Rude and disturbing, yes. Must be seen, yes. When we come to visit, I am going to ask for a demonstration!

Jake said...

My Moummy "approved this message" she is very careful about what I say. Just a simple example, no pictures with mom in pajama's or without a "good" hair do.

Kristy said...

Hmm ... that mom of yours also wouldn't let me post pictures of her making huevos for breakfast, even though she looked great!

Jake, will you please update the blog? I have been rudely disturbed for many days now and the phrase "butt chamber" is officially embedded in my mind.

;-)

Anonymous said...

I love this article I should try it n Megan some time